SantaCon NYC

Standard

From the SantaCon website:

How to be a good Santa:

  • Don’t be THAT Santa.
  • Fill your Metrocard. You will need one with at least 4 rides on it.
  • Obey the law. Even open container laws. Even traffic laws.
  • Pace yourself. Santa is jolly, not sloppy.
  • Tip your bartenders or rot in Santa’s douchebag hell for all eternity.
  • Bring cash. Bar stops are too crowded to run a tab.
  • Break in your boots. When the sleigh breaks down, Santa walks. A lot.
  • Donate food. Bring at least two non-perishable items to the start point.

Should be amusing then!

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